The World is Wide, Airline Seats Are Not: Unsolicited Advice
Every great journey starts somewhere if you want more... time to think... take a 20-hour bus ride. ( Beni, Bolivia ) This is a Bolivian bus bathroom. Do not use it. The mosquitos do too. ( Beni, Bolivia ) Make friends. How else will you feel at home in a strange city? ( Santa Cruz, Bolivia ) There are many great places to spend Christmas. This is not one of them. ( São Paolo Airport, Brazil ) Thinking is good, don't do it too much. ( Copacabana Beach, Brazil ) Just look out the window every once in a while. ( Rio de Janeiro, Brazil ) The sunset is probably worth it. Go see it. ( Copacabana Beach, Brazil ) Do the touristy stuff too sometimes. ( Rio de Janeiro, Brazil ) Know how to navigate the subway. You can sit in the perfect grass and play with puppies while your friends get lost. ( Buenos Aires, Argentina ) Wear white on New Year's Eve. The burger is optional. ( Buenos Aires, Argentina ) Do not backpack South America if you want a consistent sleep schedule. ( Iguazú Falls